If Kevin Garnett ever loses his passion for basketball, I believe I know what field he would be well suited for.

I would strongly urge the "Big Ticket" to drape himself in sequins, go buy a Gloria Estefan CD, shine his shoes, and hit the dance floor - because this guy is quite possibly the most choreographed person I have ever seen.

His passion last year at the beginning of the year did not make me that upset. However, it continued all the way throughout the year - and progressed to levels unparalleled in sports. The over the top theatrics that KG displays from before tip-off, to the blatant trash talking and cheap shots that he gives during the game make for a player that should not be well liked by anyone.

It became all the more painful watching the Celtics win last year when KG decided to belt out the CLEARLY premeditated"ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE"


Michelle Tafoya did her best to get her poor little arm up there to capture what was the cheesiest moment in recent sports history maybe other than every moment that Greg Paulus is on the floor... because that's just terrible in itself. But back to KG...

I may be completely off on this, and maybe Garnett really just is THAT crazy. Maybe he gets his jollies off of calling 20,000 Cavs fans, "Fucking Faggots" and truly does believe that "Anything is possible". You know what I do not think is possible KG... for anyone to actually feel that way and to scream that in the manner you did. If you would have just said it to Michelle, I would have thought nothing of it, but there is NO way you actually felt that passionately about getting your message for hope out the masses of people watching. I certainly did not see you yelling Anything is Possible when the T-Wolves drafted Paul Grant in the first round of the 1997 NBA Draft.



It is becoming increasingly clear to me that not only is KG an exaggerated act, but he is also not a good teammate. I do, however, have to commend him on his chewing out of HUGE PUSSY Davis, AKA Glen Davis, and led to him crying on the bench in one of the best moments I can remember. Garnett has had many rumored past feuds with teammates including current Cav and future model, Wally Sczer... something something... biak. WHO DOES NOT LIKE WALLY?? Clearly my man WS, as he will henceforth be referred to as, was getting all groupie tail and KG could not handle it. OR, situation 2, Wally hit KG with an unappreciated butt slap -- which may be very likely, because we all know KG does not appreciate gays (refer yourself to the video above).

The Celtics have now clearly surpassed the Pistons in my book of most hated teams, because I actually respect the Pistons. (*Note: The Wizards do not count because they can't beat us... therefore I kind of actually like to play the Wizards because its always fun when we beat them and get to see DeShawna) The Celtics really offer me nothing other than my man Jesus Shuttlesworth AKA Ray Allen (from UConn boiiii). Lets go through this lineup and I will rate how much I enjoy their roster.

1) Kevin Garnett -- This has clearly been stated above that I am not a fan of his. I will give him that he is a top player in the league, and has been for some time, but the way he approaches it... irks me too much. HATE SCALE: 10/10

2) Paul Pierce -- I feel confident in saying this... of all the writers on the site, I for sure do not hate Paul Pierce the most. I am sure this award will go to Zoss, who had to spend a year in Boston, during the worst season for the Celts in their history, watching and listening to the Paul Pierce show. However, the winning really turned PP back into an elite player, and I have to give him mad credit for what he did to us in the playoffs last year, especially Game 7. He does have terrible facial hair,



but... dude can ball when he wants. I may be a bit disoriented in how much I hate him because I dislike other Celtics so much. HATE SCALE: 6/10

3) Ray Allen -- I love Ray Allen. HATE SCALE: -1/11

4) Kendrick Perkins -- Kendrick... first off, the name is stupid. Secondly, his face is stupid. Thirdly, he is stupid ... that Clifton J. Ozen High School diploma is SICKKKK Kendrick... SIICKKKK. Yes, Kendrick, I do realize I have a current salary of 0, and you make 4+ Million dollars... but seriously, I'm way smarter than you. I also can say this with some confidence, I cry a lot less than you. I really think if it was not for your Niagara Falls of sweat, we would be able to see the tears that come out of your eyes 10+ times a game when you complain. You and Big Baby need to get together and start a support group. And then you and Big Baby need to get together and start a support group for your breasts. HATE SCALE: 10/10

5)Rajon Rondo -- Rajon... I do think your "underratedness" is a bit... "overrated". You are a good player, and a great fit for the team, but you are NOT an All-Star. We are starting to realize that he is the most important player to the Celtics, especially because Eddie House is the other option... HAHA... but Rondo is always thought of as being overlooked, but he's really not. You're okay at best in my book. HATE SCALE: 6/10

6) Eddie House -- I did not mind you for most of your career. You stood around and shot threes, something I've always enjoyed doing. But seeing you win makes me mad. You do not deserve to win... you're really not very good at anything other than towel waving (but so was Zendon Hamilton, who I just learned had to take the SATs 10 times before passing.). The fact that you have 1 ring, and LeBron James has 0 is unsettling to me. Then you really took it to the next level last year. Your bench antics, including having your son be with the team in the bench area, who despite being very young, I do not like already. Jason Kidd's mustached son should be the only one near a bench, because the kid (pun NOT intended) has a mustache that could bag handfuls of women. HATE SCALE: 8/10



7) Leon Powe -- I don't really hate you that much. You've had a tough life. You're a solid player. As long as you don't drink Kendrick Perkins tears, or go out to eat with Perkins and Davis... you'll be okay. HATE SCALE: 3/10

8) Brian Scalabrine -- God I love you. There is NO way you fit in with this team. You and KG have spent exactly 0 minutes together if you did not have to. I do not hate you, but I bet you hate not having friends. HATE SCALE: 0/10

9) Sam Cassell -- I do not really hate you either. You've been a good player in the league for a long time, probably dating back to before you came here on your flying saucer. I also do not hate you because you've made it through 30-some odd years dealing with being referred to as a possible extraterrestrial. HATE SCALE: 2/10


10) Tony Allen -- Not exactly a polarizing figure. I hope I do not have to update this later when you purposefully rip off one of Zydrunas' testes in the playoffs and get a flagrant 2. HATE SCALE: 0/10... for now....


The rest of you... Pruitt, O'Bryant, Giddens... you don't do enough to make me mad. Bill Walker gets special mention for saying in a YouTube video that LeBron was no good.

I cannot wait to play these suckers twice more, and then 4 more times in the playoffs (in all likelihood... more than four times, but ya kna). It will be fun to watch Perkins and Big Baby cry together... and for Lance Allred to stand up in the stands when it happens, as his hearing miraculously returns, and yell...

" ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! "

Brady Burkle is the webmaster and has written for TAC since 2009, to contact him email theaustincarr@gmail.com